I am writing an essay for college pontificating over the prevalence of bones (metaphorical and literal) in every aspect of human[1] existence and it will blow the world away. I told my friends about it and they stared at me as I rattled off about it. I think they’re tired but that’s fine. Some of them simply skimmed the footnotes of the essay. The first footnote was not linked to any part of the actual essay so they’re confused but that’s also fine because they’re only human (I am not), and SURE they’re confused and perhaps a bit worried but they’re also entertained. I’m great. I’m wonderful. I’m great. A little bit of ‘eccentricity’ (read: I have unlocked this knowledge yet no one gets it yet they SHOULD because they already KNOW all this!) is expected, especially in my essays.